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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby thejumpshots000 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:40 pm

Alister wrote:Is he dead yet?

no im not dead
would u like me to be dead
And the cops idk
they would call me stupid
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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby Whaturmuva » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:19 pm

Tell them you are a zombie then bite them. They are sure to believe you then.
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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby thejumpshots000 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:13 am

:x :x
Whaturmuva wrote:Tell them you are a zombie then bite them. They are sure to believe you then.

what cop wud beleive this
NO!
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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby Whaturmuva » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:33 pm

Bite him on the wang and he would believe you.
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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby thejumpshots000 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:36 am

Whaturmuva wrote:Bite him on the wang and he would believe you.

no
just no
wang?
noNONONONONONONNONOONNO
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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby zackattack » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:23 am

The cop will just think he was trying to get out of a ticket.
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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby Whaturmuva » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:53 pm

thejumpshots000 wrote:no
just no
wang?
noNONONONONONONNONOONNO

Sometimes we just need to drop down and show them what we're made of. It's your time to shine!
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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby thejumpshots000 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:10 am

Whaturmuva wrote:Sometimes we just need to drop down and show them what we're made of. It's your time to shine!

so i can sing
wang a thang lang dang ding a ling bing sing
shake yo thang
btw do i look like a wang bitter
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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby Rampdog » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:11 am

I don't know. What's a bitter wang look like? Hell, let's keep it simple. You're a dick.
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Re: HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

Postby thejumpshots000 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:07 am

Rampdog wrote:I don't know. What's a bitter wang look like? Hell, let's keep it simple. You're a dick.

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